ladylike nonsense

for ladies – hoes, skanks, and basic bitches also welcome…



bitches be shopping at homegoods

Is there any place better than HomeGoods? What’s that you say? Public parks and hiking trails? Get out of here, you dirty hippie – go encapsulate a placenta or something. Anyway, back to HomeGoods. Need a plaster bull’s head for... Continue Reading →

scaring children is never not funny

Halloween is amazing – it’s the only time of year that you can put animal skeletons and rotting pumpkins around the outside of your house, and your friends and neighbors don’t say they are “concerned” or that “it smells” or... Continue Reading →

fall fashion trends – a guide for the stereotypical mom

Hey, you. I know you. You used to read Vogue. You used to refresh your wardrobe at least quarterly. You used to get inspired by street style. But now? Now you read Sandra Boynton board books, and refreshing your wardrobe... Continue Reading →

we all have the same five friends on facebook

Unless you are an Emily Dickinson-esque hermit or you just awoke from a 30 year coma and this is the first time you’ve ever been on that internet (welcome back, by the way – your family probably missed you, or... Continue Reading →

the look

My husband and I recently found out that we are expecting our first child – I’ll pause now to smile beatifically and relish the confetti and balloons that are figuratively falling from the sky in joyful celebration. As I near... Continue Reading →

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