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scaring children is never not funny

Halloween is amazing – it’s the only time of year that you can put animal skeletons and rotting pumpkins around the outside of your house, and your friends and neighbors don’t say they are “concerned” or that “it smells” or... Continue Reading →

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fall fashion trends – a guide for the stereotypical mom

Hey, you. I know you. You used to read Vogue. You used to refresh your wardrobe at least quarterly. You used to get inspired by street style. But now? Now you read Sandra Boynton board books, and refreshing your wardrobe... Continue Reading →

the look

My husband and I recently found out that we are expecting our first child – I’ll pause now to smile beatifically and relish the confetti and balloons that are figuratively falling from the sky in joyful celebration. As I near... Continue Reading →

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